video;

[vaultstuck]

[GOOD DAY TO YOU, VATHEON. So you know that little guy, right, the little alien who kind of looks like a bug but isn't actually a bug because he is a chess piece? The one threatening to shank everyone and burn them and stuff

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Video;

[oglogoth]

I might be interested in such an opportunity.

[[Depends, of course, on what sort of job you would be wanting her to do.]]

What might you be looking for in potential employees, hm?

Video;

[vaultstuck]

[Oh it's you, sassy but mildly helpful pink child.]

I'm running a bar. Need people to keep things going smoothly.

[So like, absolutely everything besides "guy in charge," because that is Slick's job fuck all of you.]

Video;

[oglogoth]

[[Mildly helpful who appears to wish to continue being helpful.]]

I see. What openings, then, would you have for someone like myself? And will this require a resume?

And, if you don't mind my inquiring, what type of bar are we talking about here?

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[vaultstuck]

[Yeah that is so weird, people continuing to talk to him. Bizarre.]

Unless you can do something besides talk non stop, you're stuck on waiting tables or cleaning something. And it's a piano bar.

[Clearly this is a thing that everyone knows about and just calling it A BAR would never seem shady or weird. Pianos: classy. Hiring children: similarly classy.]

[video]

[got_it_memorizd]

[Axel is just going to stare at you for a moment, then he snorts with laughter.]

Well that's certainly an original approach to the classifieds.

[video]

[vaultstuck]

[Oh, more sassy people.]

I'm a fucking visionary. You here to waste my time?

[video]

[got_it_memorizd]

[World's full of 'em, the bastards.]

Maybe; seems like it could be entertaining. I haven't met anyone whose blood pressure I could see rising since Vexen.

[video]

[vaultstuck]

[Absolutely terrible, why can't everyone just shut up and do what he says??]

I don't have any fucking idea what you're talking about, and I don't really care.

[gunsights]

I dunno. How about you dazzle me with the benefits?

[vaultstuck]

[.......]

A paycheck.

[gunsights]

... containing?

[vaultstuck]

What do you think?

[VIDEO]

[vaultstuck]

[Oh hi kiddo. 8l]

Most of them. Can you handle washing dishes without flipping the fuck out?

[VIDEO]

[vaultstuck]

[Similarly.]

I'm never sure with you.

[video]

[prominence_glow]

[Oh hey, Lea is actually looking kind of presentable today after his flip out of last week, no scratches or baggy eyes or anything, wow. Magic is wonderful, gaiz.

Know what else is wonderful? A second job!]

Need a cook?

[video]

[vaultstuck]

[YOU LOOK A BIT LIKE THE SASSY PERSON UP THERE but Slick doesn't actually care about these things.

He also missed all of that flipping out, but he wouldn't care about that either. Standards: high.]

You any good?

[video]

[prominence_glow]

[Just like the other sassy person up there! But with much more ridiculous tattoos, goodness. Hooligan over here.]

Everyone else tells me I'm pretty damn good.

[video]

[vaultstuck]

[You pink squishy things are weird as hell.

Anyway, food: not something Slick is picky about.]

Well, if you think you're up to it, the cook spot's open.