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[vavavati]

Well, I dusted everything that could ever collect dust in our house INCLUDING the wardrobe shelves, and instead mum chose to harp on how we don't keep our cupboards organized in just the right way. So what if the crisps are in a drawer instead of in the cupboard just left of the refrigerator? And I'm pretty sure you don't have to keep onions

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[strodebul]

So the jokes about Hufflepuff and Communism are true.

[vavavati]

I don't think Commune-ism and Communism are the same thing, Millicent you cow.

[strodebul]

Wasn't expecting you to get a joke like that. You're right. Communism doesn't have an 'e' in it.

[vavavati]

Oh, good. You can spell!

[fetchingly]

I think it's rather more like a house rather than a commune -- then again, I've never been to a commune before, so I wouldn't know the difference if there was one.

Anyway -- I say, you and Padma are living on your own right now, yes? Do you have any advice for us Hufflepuffs who are moving out on Friday? Keeping in mine that we'll be four chaps and a lady, of course.

[vavavati]

I think communes involve quite a bit of nudity. I hope you all are comfortable with your bodies!

Clean dishes are very nice. And don't forget the fruits and vegetables! It's really easy to buy less expensive junk-y foods, but food is fuel, and you want to put the best fuel in your bodies! And try to keep smells down.

[fetchingly]

I most certainly am! However, I suspect that Ernie isn't one for nudity -- he's rather prudish, I'm afraid, but I think it's quite endearing and very Ernie-like indeed. Smithy doesn't seem like the sort either, though since he plays Quidditch, I'd expect him to have a decent enough body himself.

Right -- clean dishes, fruits, and vegetables. Might be a bit of a trial for me, as I think I've mostly eaten meat and vegetables you find in the ground and I've never done grocery shopping before. It sounds rather exciting though! And of course I wouldn't buy junk food. Uncle Sebastian says it's very common.

[vavavati]

Oh. Well, I don't think prudishness and communes really go together. I think marijuana is involved and naming your children after things in nature.

Well if it made you more comfortable than shopping you could hunt for your food and tend your own little garden?

[misparked]

It's not surprising that you aren't even competent enough to organise your kitchen.

[vavavati]

Does it really matter? It's just food.

[misparked]

It just shows that you lack certain capabilities.

[vavavati]

You mean like you and the ability to pull together a cute outfit?

[imparting]

I think we did a brilliant job. Papa's probably just busy with work things. Mum told me last week that he's been spending far too much time in the office.

I've moved the crisps.

[vavavati]

Papa always spends too much time at the office. We should plan a rest day for him or something and take him out to lunch or dinner. Just him and his two girls.

Moved them or ate them?

[imparting]

That sounds brilliant.

Moved them, then ate them.

[vavavati]

Of course it does, I thought of it!

Well, when we get more, I'll be putting them back in the old spot.