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[vaxocentric]

Ever since Nixon abandoned the Bretton-Woods agreement to back the United States dollar with gold and instead decided to "float" the dollar, the dollar's value has been merely the shared delusion of everyone that uses it. Initially we did this because the French and German governments mounted an attack upon the dollar, exchanging as much of it for

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[shponglespore]

Perhaps you would prefer an article from Uncyclopedia instead.