Lawyer Joke

[vayacondia]

You're stuck in a cave with a rattlesnake, a mountain lion, and a lawyer.
You have a gun with two bullets.
What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

Comments

[greeklady]

My first reply was rattle snake then lawyer. Then I thought just wait, get the rattlesnake and wait it out with the lawyer.

I am going to hell aren't I?

[dicedork]

Unless the lawyer is hot. Then you work out a contract with the lawyer to exchange goods and services--in this case the removal of the threats of the rattlesnake and the mountain lion for sexual favors. The lawyer will make sure it's all nice and legal.

[vayacondia]

YEAH BABY

[missysedai]

Appropos of nothing, my dear, you need to pay a visit to Frankie-Lynn. There's some coordinating to be done!

Can't wait to see you!!