new jerk
Name: Chelsea
Age: 17
Location: Detroit
Five of your favorite bands: Bob Dylan, Nick Drake, Allman Brothers, Neutral Milk Hotel, John Lennon
What is the meanest thing you have ever done? I suppose the meanest thing I did was to this girl that my boyfriend left me for. He ended up breaking up with her too and him and I were friends again, one day he's like "Do you know why christy wears her hair like that?" (all over one eye) I'm like "because she's a scene fuck?" him:"No, because she actually only has one eye." - WOW. BEST.NEWS.EVER. I spent like three months after that harassing her and calling her a cyclops every chance I got.
Did you feel bad? I did feel once when he told me I made her cry, but it was like "aww..okay I'm over it" because then I came up with a whole new genre of insults about her only having one eye to cry out of. SCORE.
What do you think makes you elite? I'm smart. I can come up with better ways to bash applicants than "OMGZ u r em0! j00 sux0rz n U not 1337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - and no, I haven't seen people in this community use that unoriginal shit, but in most they do. Oh, and I'm not painful to look at.
