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[vcrbeauty]

oof.

they are cutting down a perfectly good, nay, gorgeous and willowy and awesome tree outside of my window for no reason whatsoever. i feel like the lorax

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[entropydevice]

At 7 AM, I'm usually willing to not only speak for the trees, but negotiate for the bushes and protest for the grass. The trouble is I'm unable to get out of bed and scream profanities at the people with the lawnmowers and weedwhackers and...

Don't most of these places do lawn work for businesses too? Why do they have to start outside of student apartments?

Or maybe the schools pay them to get their lazy grad students the fuck outta bed.

*mutter*