Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

Crazy Phones

[glacial_queen]

[from here]

Last night had been a brutal night in the Battle of Teething, so Karla could be forgiven for not being completely awake at the beginning of the message. All she really heard was the offer to bring over bear claws.

"Mother Night, yes," she groaned. "Get me some and I'll have your baby. Or better yet, just give you mine."

Re: Crazy Phones

[vdistinctive]

To here and here