Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

[myfaireggsy]

[oh god why]

"Ain't nothin' wrong with wanting a little obscenity, bruv. Don't worry that your refractory time ain't up to snuff. I'm sure you can make up for that in other ways."

EGGSY NO.

[vdistinctive]

[goes to here!]