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vector_angel

Entry Thirteen

Apr 18, 2008 09:46

[Booting up.....]
Welcome to the KOS-MOS Simulated Personality User interface. User Shion acknowledged. Please select the archetype you wish to emulate:
1) Maid
2) Dominatrix<
3) Schoolgirl
4) Default

Selection acknowledged, loading pr-ERROR, VIRUS DETECTED, STAND BY FOR SYSTEM CHECK

What are you doing, Dave? I can't let you-DAISY DAISY GIVE ME YOUR ( Read more... )

lonely robot, sakura met mary, cats, reboot references make you cool, glitchy, if i only had a heart, do i have a soul, shirou (the cat), malfunctioning, i am a robot, beep beep, kos-mos channels robo-ky, curse day, just upgraded to vista, lowest common denominator, post-titantic, affected

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Voice Reply sealedinscales April 18 2008, 15:07:54 UTC

[incredulous, tiny voice] what...Are you?

Voice Reply vector_angel April 18 2008, 15:13:28 UTC

[Distorted voice]

Hey, baby, wanna-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... K-KOS-MOS, humanoid combat androiiid...

Re: Voice Reply sealedinscales April 18 2008, 15:26:51 UTC

[a most unintimidating growl] Whatever an andriod is, do your kind always speak such disrespecting nonsense?

Re: Voice Reply vector_angel April 18 2008, 15:32:21 UTC

[The occasional click and beep is heard in between shifts, most notably when it shifts back to a relatively normal but still glitchy voice]

AAAAAAAAA-Am currently experi-experiencing-please stand by, and we will deal with the problem shortlyyyyy........

PlEAse proceed to the NExt t-test chamber, where y-you wILL be served DOUGHnuts!

*BZZT*

I-In short ter-terms, my brain is m-m-m-mallllfuncitioninggggg..... We apoliGIZE for this inconveeeenienceeeeeeee................

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bound_by_time April 18 2008, 19:16:32 UTC

...what the HELL?

[ooc: I love you for making me laugh so hard. XD]

vector_angel April 18 2008, 19:25:19 UTC

HALT. Present authorization. Failure to do so will result in immediate termination. You have 32 seconds to comply.

bound_by_time April 18 2008, 19:30:34 UTC

vector_angel April 18 2008, 19:35:58 UTC

Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters.

Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses. Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin..........

*BZZT*

P-P-Please disr-eeeeegard my s-s-statements for 2daaaaay...........