Yes, there IS such thing as a stupid question

[vedi_cakes]

I don't have much time for cake message boards anymore, but I peek into some every now and again and I swear, sometimes I see some pretty stupid questions. I think the gem of all stupid questions was: "What color do I use to make ivory icing

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[tattooedkingpin]

Ok, I realize that I still know fuck-all when it comes to baking, but WHAT COLOR??

Jesus Christ.

Well, look at it this way - at least they're only working with soft, relatively non-dangerous things like cake, rather than driving a forklift or delivering toxic waste across the country or something.

[vedi_cakes]

I was tempted to reply, "Green".

They may not drive forklifts, but many of these people still drive cars. SCARY.