How can a Normal Gay Avoid Shiny Things - ReitaxRuki - crack
“Baby, aren’t you happy with me?”
“Why are you asking that? I am extremely happy with you.”
“Then why-“
“Oh look at that shiny pink shoes, they must look so happy and lovely in my amazing foot.” Said Ruki without give a damn about what Reita was going to say. “Reita…. Please….” Ruki gave puppy eyes look towards Reita.
Reita rolled his eyes and sighed. “We have bought like a million pairs of shiny shoes today, Baby. Aren’t they enough? I can barely walk.” That fact was true. Reita was sinking in sea of shop bags from various different expensive brands.
“But can you see that they are begging to their papa to buy them? They want a perfect owner. Like me. Of course. Obviously.”
“Since when did I become their papa?”
“Since now. Pleaseeeeeeeeeee~”
“They are the last pair of shoes for today.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOO~”
“Yes.”
“I will give you an extra tonight.”
“You.can’t.buy.my.wallet.little.bart.”
“Oh yes, I can fucking buy it.”
“You are a spoiled little bastard.”
“Oi! You can’t say that to the FRAGILE amazing me.”
Reita snorted.
“WHAT? Am I not fragile?” Ruki frowned.
“You are fucking fragile baby, like a glass.” He rolled his eyes.
“HA!”
“Last pair, no discussion.”
Ruki pouted excessively. “Whatever.”
They arrived at Ruki’s apartment. Ruki was still sulking. He pouted his already pouty lips and grumbled under his breath. Behind him, his personal maid boyfriend was trying to walk through the door without droping any of those shop bags in his hands.
“Ruki… I… need…. help.”
“Can’t hear.” Ruki said. He sat on his couch as he turned on the TV.
After a long time of struggle, Reita was finally able to enter his body plus all of the shop bags to Ruki’s apartment.
“You are SO going to pay for this, little diva.” Reita dropped all of the shop bags.
“Oh really?”
“Yes.”
“I’m fucking scared.”
Reita walked to Ruki’s couch and snuggled to Ruki.
“Look who is snuggling to me like a lost puppy.”
“Hey, stop sulking, I’m really tired…..”
Ruki shut his mouth and looked at his personal maid lover. No matter how often they were arguing, they still love each other. Ruki patted his boyfriend head.
“I’m sorry baby.” He leaned down and kissed Reita’s hair. “I love you.”
“Hm…. I love you too…”
They were lost in a comfortable silence. It was so peaceful. The little diva shut his precious mouth and the penguin snuggled peacefully in his master lover arms. Until…
“Ruki, why you always steal opportunity to touch Uruha’s butts?”
“ME WHAT? I didn’t do it! Your eyes are lying to you!”
“Oh please Ruki, even though I’m noseless, my vision is perfect.”
“Why do you always have bad thoughts about me? I’m such an innocent little angel.”
“Okay, I get it. You should go shopping with YOUR own credit card next week.”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
“Hm? Okay, just admit it then.”
Ruki took a deep breath. “Reita, you know that, I am a normal gay, right?”
“Uh yeah, I can see that.”
“I like shiny things, Chihuahua, and awesomeness, inside my genius soul.”
“Uh-uh.”
“Uruha’s butts count as shiny thing.”
“WHAT?”
“They are soooooo shiny~ and so fucking perfect, I just can’t control my hand when the opportunity comes.”
“Don’t you love me? And how about my butt?”
“I love you!!! But, your butt is flat.”
Reita’s world was crumbling. He’ve never felt such a big punch before.
“But don’t worry!!! I won’t cheat on you!!! And I swear I will try my very best to control my hand. I promise! Pinky promise!!!!”
Reita didn’t answer.
“Are you okay?”
Reita didn’t answer.
“I love you no matter what.”
Silence.
“Uhhhh babyyyyyy, come ooooonnnnn~ don’t die like this!!!!!”
“My…..butt….is….flat?” Reita was shuddering.
“OH FINALLY!!!! That doesn’t matter to me!!! I still love you!”
“Flat?”
“Yes. But you are seme. That doesn’t important, does it?”
“But still…. My pride….”
“Your pride is your manhood, right? At least your best friend was never gossiping around that your manhood is only 3cm.” Ruki sighed. He hated Aoi forever for that.
“Huh?”
Ruki stood up. He knew that there was only one solution for this. Sex.
“I’m going to take a bath. Are you coming or not?” Ruki smiled mischievously.
“I’m…not sure….” Reita’s mind was still blank due the huge punch to his pride.
“So, you are not coming? Don’t you like the steam, water, soap and all of those things? Oh come on honey…. I miss youuuh~~”
Reita just stared at Ruki. His brain couldn’t proceed what was going on.
“Tsk. You are THAT helpless, aren’t you?”
Ruki sat on Reita’s lap. He caressed Reita’s cheek and removed some hair from Rei’s forehead in the most gentle way he could do. Then he kissed Reita’s jawline up to his lips.
“Let’s go to bathroom, okay?” Ruki whispered in Reita’s ear. ”I will be showering you with millions of loves~~~”