Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Intelligence - 71.4%
2. Financial Situation - 69.2%
3. Spirituality - 69.2%
4. Kindness - 63.6%
5. Generosity - 60%
1. Appearance - 55.6%
2. Shyness - 50%

Dating Strengths ExplainedIntelligence - Your sharp intellect is a valuable asset. Use your intelligence wisely; avoid condescension. Quiet, confident intelligence ( Read more... )

I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.

Here's to getting so drunk that you pretty much pass out on the table at your own senior banquet, to being dragged out into the hallway to puke in a trashcan, to being carried (carried!) by two of your friends to a bench where you can lie down and puke lots more into the trashcan, to spending a couple of hours slowly sobering up on said bench until ( Read more... )

The dragon is watching...always watching.

Playing my saxophone for the first time in six months = orgasmic.

I can't believe that I'd never thought of this before--if/when I have kids, they'll automatically be Canadian citizens. I would just have to register the births at a Canadian embassy, like my mom registered me and my brother at an American embassy so we'd be American citizens. Here's to keeping the dual citizenship tradition alive!

Most exciting moment of my day: going to http://arabic.cnn.com/ and realizing that I can actually read some of it ( Read more... )

Okay, so I just saw a commercial for the new Tab energy drink for women. My question: what's new about it? The nice people at Coca-Cola still recognize that women (young, skinny, and buxom, with big hair, lots of makeup, and uber-stylish dresses) need a lot of energy "to commute in 3-inch heels," "to accessorize," "to defy gravity" (pulling down ( Read more... )

I won't let anyone tell me what to do. Not even you, self! So there.

Dear Kathleen,

Don't do it. Just don't. And stop considering it. NOW.

Love,
Kathleen

P.S. Seriously.