tie a yellow ribbon round an oak tree, my friend.
1. initials?
AJH
2. name someone with the same birthday as you.
Sam Jo Baker
3. favorite fruit?
peaches, mostly.
4. for or against same sex marriage?
For. its sad that one has to ever ask this question.
5. are you allergic to anything?
seclore, texas.
6. are you bisexual?
queer.
7. have you ever slept in someone elses clothes?
yes.
8. how many u.s states have you been to?
i don't fuckin know. who cares, none are really more interesting than the next. 'cept mayber colorado. do the french ask each other how many provinces each other has been to?
9. how many of the u.s states have you lived in?
deux.
10. have you ever lived outside the u.s?
yes.
11. name something physical you like about yourself.
knees down.
12. name something non-physical you like about yourself?
shit man. my discipline, not concerning money.
13. do you have any pets?
we have rats, but we didn't invite them.
14. what is your dream car?
i don't give a fuck. god, i'm feeling angry today.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?
the bottom of the mariana trench, naked.
16. are you bipolar?
i doubt it.
17. what dream car do you want your husband/wife to drive?
anything electric. just get a bike.
18. where would you want to go on a first date?
ice-skating.
19. do you have a crush on anyone now?
yes.
20. has anyone ever sang or played for you personally?
yes. from ashes rise once dedicated a song to me.
21. ever been kissed under fireworks?
yes.
22. do you like president bush?
"him, just fucking kill him, i don't care if it hurts. yes i do, i want it to. fucking kill him."
23. have you ever bungee jumped?
no.
24. have you ever white water rafted?
no.
25. has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you?
no.
26. are you racist?
no. who would answer this question yes?
27. what song are you listening to right now?
nothing.
28. what's your favorite song(s) at the moment?
i've been jammin' a lotta wu-tang lately.
29. what was the last movie you watched?
return of the jedi, fuck yeah!
30. where was the last place you went besides your house?
randall's.
31. have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
yes. she didn't pay me for mowing her lawn, so i bleached it.
32. have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
yes.
33. what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
depends.
34. what's your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
depends. i like hips, but someone might have shitty hips, and a nice neck.
35. what do you usually order from starbucks
a firebomb.
36. say something totally random?
oooooh face!
37. do you have an ipod?
no.
38. has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
they called me drew carry in junior high.
39. do you have freckles?
only for a couple weeks between spring and summer.
40. are you comfortable with your height?
yes.
41. do you love someone right now?
"i don't lone anyone. you're not listening."
42. how tall are you?
5'6.5"
43. do you speak another language, other than english?
broken french in a horrible accent.
44. have you ever ridden in a limo?
yes.
45. has anyone you were really close to passed away?
yes.
46. do you watch mtv?
i'm not sure i have it.
48. what's something that really annoys you?
when people break your flowers. unnaffectionate, unbeckoned clinginess. i like a girlfriend to be close, not my co-workers.
49. what are some things you really like?
high fives and stage dives.
50 do you like michael jackson?
won't stop til i get enough.
51. have you ever surfed?
no.
52. do you know how to pump gas?
duh.
53. do you drive?
no.
54. what's the latest you have ever stayed out?
6:00 AM
55. ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
no.
56. ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
no.
57. ever been dared to do something you didn't want to do?
yes. so i didn't.
58. what's your favorite state to live in?
colorado.
59. what color is your hair?
dirty blond
60. what color are your eyes?
grey/blue
61. do you have any special talents?
i'm working on that, give me a break.
62. favorite non-alcoholic drink?
peppermint tea.
63. favorite color?
it changes.
64. have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
no.
65. if you were on a pirate ship, what would you be?
the guy tieing the sail to the lower mast, with a two half hitch.
66. who do you live with?
mom, dad, melissa, hannah, and templeton the rat.
67. last thing you watched on tv?
sex and the city.
68. do you wear glasses or contacts?
glasses.
69. how many times have you been in love?
twice.