career change

[vegarigel]

okay, so i gave this some earnest consideration, and i now think that my best career option at this point is to become a haz-matador. i will stand in the middle of a great and glorious arena and encourage people my way first with hypnotic stares and then with glowing balls of plasma that i will cough up and give to them as gifts once they have come

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[babykoala]

there will be concessions and ice cream and so forth at intermissions/potty breaks, and during this time i will barricade myself inside an igloo of freshly-salted, plain popcorn so that the evil calcium monsters will be less likely to get to me.

Can I guard your popcorn igloo while you're in the arena?

[vegarigel]

YES! but no fraternizing with the dairy products....