Been at least a year since I've done one of these
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
WotLK Promo
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two, though the monitor in the bedroom is mostly used for TV, so I guess 3.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right. Fairly good with my left though (comes from years of typing and guitar/bass).
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Foreskin and some smegma from my lungs last year.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Trash at work.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Five times: Wrestling, football, dirt bike, dad, motorcycle (in my father's defense, I totally deserved it.)
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Yes. The enemy you know isn't as scary as the one you don't.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Max Power
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Darker colors.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Yes.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
As long as it was a pinkie.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Fuck yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes. They'd lose SO much money in sales.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Of course. I once consumed a line of cajun seasonings via insufflation for like $150.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Only if she was my mother or Donna K.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Lint.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
For a student film.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet and linoleum.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Depends on the mood.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, much to my chagrin.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Somebody I now dislike?
Q: Last person who called you?
Last call I answered was from Angie.
Q: Person you hugged?
Angie the cat.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
13
Q: Season?
Early spring.
Q: Color?
I'm indifferent.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nah.
Q: Mood?
Bored.
Q: Listening to?
Washing machine.
Q: Watching?
Computer screen.
Q: Worrying about?
Angie.
Q: Wearing?
Khakis and a button down shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
Phone to call the drop line.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Finish DC.
Q: Do you smile often?
Si.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Fuck you.