Myspace makes me look at little girls. It makes me feel really bad about being alive, but I do it anyway ( Read more... )

The next time I'm sliding in the grass and swimming in "crazy lake" aka random bathtubs full of freezing cold water....someone should stop me.

Even if it means shooting me in the face.
My head already hurts.

My god, does it ever just stop ( Read more... )

I love you both, sir.

I have a great life but I still hate the world and everyone in it.
Wah, wah, wah.
Quick, everyone feel sorry for me.

I wish I could put life on pause.
Everyday is too intense for me.

Last night for the first time in ages I was very welcoming of sleep.
And then I had a terribly fucked up dream.

Now here I am again.
Awake and questioning reality.

December 26th
Departs Seattle 10.27am
Arrives Las Vegas 12.49pm

I'M GOING TO FUCKING VEGAS BABY!!

My new belt buckle will be here by Monday.
Everything's better now.

Shari's was fucking closed.
Shari's.
Open 24 hours a day.
On holidays.
EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE GODDAMN YEAR.
Shari's.
It was closed.

PS There's no more smoking at Denny's on Pacific.
It is the end of the world.

I'm always too late ( Read more... )