I've decided to make a car company called Vulva.

Our motto will be: "Stick it in drive."

Comment please.

So, I've been sitting here listening to Payal Bajake, (Roughly translated - My Heart's A Waking.), and singing along in Hindi.

C'est great fun. I know all the Hindi. Ecce!

Payal bajake, gungru bajake ( Read more... )

I would like to say, that just because I say a lot of sexual things, I am not a sex-obsessed person.

Reasons for What I Do

• I bitch about my boobs because they annoy me. A LOT ( Read more... )

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Alright, I stole this from Paul, who stole this from someone else...et cetera.

On a scale going from 1 to 100, 1 being 'could not care less' and 100 being you 'love me completely forever'... How do you currently feel about me?

This is open to everyone. Please answer.

Survey thinger:

[Marital Status] ...erm...no?
[Shoe size] ----
[Parents still together?] Nah, one's dead.
[Nieces/Nephews?] Nieces
[Kids of your own?] No.
[Grandkids?] O_o
[Education?] Going highschool.
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] No, ma'am/sir.
[Have any credit cards?] Traveler Visa
[What do you drive?] A bike.

Favorites[Color] Black, ( Read more... )

Well, people. Tomorrow is doom's day....erm...technically, today. But whatever. The nun should be calling soon, meaning I'm gonna get my ass kicked.

In other words, you can most likely get my address from Joyce or my cell if you go to one of my Journal entries from last Feb.

Send me stuff please. I'll be very bored!

Adieu.

Anyways, I haven't updated the list in a while...nor have I made a website for it...but I'm working on it!

I really really don't want to be confirmed. Really really really don't want to.

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So my mam's and my membership, that we won at an auction, expired on friday. Which is really good because that gym was fucking scary. But we got a new membership to this really awesome gym. It's so cool! I'm going tomorrow for yoga....if I can wake up that early XD.

Just thought I'd tell you people. So now I can go from:


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