to be 2-D

[veiled_wraith]

Alright! I've decided to cast off today. or, well, it's not really a cast is it? It's a sling. Anyways, I'm done with it now! I will never ever be ambidextrous. My left hand is much too retarded. It would be one thing if I had a Michelangelo on the right and Picasso on the left, but nope. It's dead. I did manage to scratch out a decent painting of

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[ziphion]

Yay Alita! 2 hands are indeed much better than 0.5 (since your right hand is as good as one and a half normal hands, and your left is splechhhhh.)

Also, your ass is very very fab. ulous.

[veiled_wraith]

GAH.

I LOVE YOU I MISS YOU I AM CRAZY WITHOUT YOU I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND NEVER LET YOU GO AND I'M COUNTING THE DAYS TILL I SEE YOU AGAIN.

*sigh*
im a crazy kid

[huh274]

alita's ass is the equivalent of eating cotton candy for the rest of your life and the taste always being as good as the first moment it hits your mouth

[veiled_wraith]

Anthony. You are the best person in the world. You're Dustin Hoffman. You're Elvis. You're Ghandi.