I tried to ford the river but my fucking oxen died!

[velalezalezalez]

This is me at a Panera in Murfreesboro, TN, frantically trying to figure out how to get the bottle of JD that I bought for a friend and got autographed by the Master Distiller (there can only be one) down to Florida, where said friend is. Did you know that it's illegal to ship alcohol? Even if you wrap it up really pretty! I think I can put it

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[frankdbunny]

for a brief sec, I thought you were talking about JD Hill.