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wE MUST take OUR tablets OR ELSE WE WILL GO mad
This one helps me not to scare the postman
This one is so BEAUTIFUL it PAINS me to DESTROY it
This one is EVIL and must DIE
I love this one so much it HURTS. One day it will understand my SPECIAL POWERS and love me too
Sometimes I hear this one singing in voices so HAUNTING and LYRICAL that a single note can make me WEEP
"Please don't eat me!"
"Be quiet tablet, and suffer your FATE!"