Cranes don't dress up like clowns on crack!

[velocityofsound]

It's like this ONTD post was made just for me. Passions: Where Are They Now? I knew Beth became a porn star, but LOLWTF at Julian and Eve being together IRL.

I guess it's a good thing Kay used her magic to fix Julian's upside-down penis so that he wouldn't be killed in the case of a boner. SPOILER ALERT. :)

CONTROVERSIAL (apparently not on my f'

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[velocityofsound]

They're not horrifying, they just look like first level photography class homework (that would get a C- or so).

[myshka23]

ita re:the photo shoot. I looked at the first few behind the scenes ones...but then scrolling down... o_O

*sigh* I rly miss the crack that was Passions. Nothing else really compares does it?

[velocityofsound]

Nothing will be as overwhelmingly campy and ridiculous as Passions again :(

[bunchofgrapes]

I misread the sentence, "Artfully shot by photographer..." as "Awfully shot by photographer...".

[velocityofsound]

LOL, that would have been more accurate.

[ckofshadows]

i was looking at the photos thinking "wow, kay has high standards, these aren't so bad," and then i reached the last few and my eyes started bleeding. did you notice the photographer was jorja's girlfriend?

[velocityofsound]

LOLOLOLOLOL, is it? Is it the blonde or the brunette, I have lost track of which one came first.

[broken_enemy]

Is she really? LOL Maybe they had just had an argument.

[velocityofsound]

LMAO, I can totally see it. She left the cap off the toothpaste again? I'll show her. Bwa ha ha. BWA HA HAAAAAAAA.

[broken_enemy]

I think Jorja looks pretty in the pictures but I agree that it wasn't the best photo shoot. The angles are off and the pictures seem to just make her look short and old. She looks much better the behind-the-scenes shots.

[velocityofsound]

You'd think that someone involved would at least understand how to use basic Photoshop tools and punch them up a little bit (I'm not talking any blurring or anything like that, but a few light and color tweaks never hurt anyone), I mean the front page of the blog, WTF is that? She looks 10x prettier in every candid where she clearly has no makeup, lost her hairbrush, and is wearing some sort of t-shirt/scarf/oversized jacket combo. No one could come out of that photoshoot looking good. :/

[broken_enemy]

I don't even know. That picture on the front page is definitely the worst of the bunch though. It emphasises every wrinkle on her face. Not good at all.

Not going to lie though. I would totally wear that t-shirt/scarf thing.

[velocityofsound]

Oh yeah, me too. Her casual clothes always look super comfy, I just wouldn't wear them to events. (Not like Coachella, that's anything goes, I mean Emmy pre-parties or whatever.)