Chaptered/Sectioned
My Toxic ValentineRating: Let's call it R, but it's pretty tame at the moment.
Pairing: Jalex
Summary: Jack & Alex are from completely different worlds. Can they be a part of each others, or are they too separate? A Jalex love story.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't know, never happened. This fic is pretty AU. I own the plot & any original characters that may pop up. Please respect that. Title credit to All Time Low.
Retail TherapyRating: R.
Pairings: Alex Greico/Danny Kurily, Alex Gaskarth/Rian Dawson, Evan Kirkendall/Dan Nickleski & Jack Barakat/Matt Flyzik.
Summary: 4 coupled, 4 shopping trips.
Disclaimer: Don't know, never happened, don't have hidden in my basement, etc. I do own the plot, shitty writing, etc however. And if you rip me off I will not hesitate to hide YOU in my basement. I am not above cutting bitches.
Author Notes: Look, 4 miniature fics for the price of one! This is just a bit silly and a bit fluffy. Sexual favours for comments. And just so you know, the fic is separated into its 4 bits but there is a link at the of each bit to the next one.
One Shots
The Untitled Barapussy Holiday Sex ExtravaganzaRating: NC-17
Pairing: Okay... this is what happens when I brainstorm and Gabe encourages me. Presenting... Barapussy.
POV: Third, focus switches throughout.
Summary: “Fun fact about chocolate, Jack... It's an aphrodisiac.”
Disclaimer: Oh, god. Could this be any less real? Don't own either guy.
Title Credit: Gabe
cantsaythursday Author's Notes: This is... it's just porn, okay.
X-Mas Marks the SpotRating: NC-17
Pairing: Jalex
POV: Third, focussed on Jack.
Summary: "I've got a very special gift for you, but you have to come to me..."
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't know, don't have hidden in my basement, etc.
For: Gabe. Merry Christmas, gorgeous boy. I promised you terrible 'holiday prawnz' and here it is. I know you'll hate the pairing so I officially promise you Crisskarth porn in the near future.
Author's Notes: This is just something a teeny bit festive... I had kind of a cute idea and just ran with it. I'm not very happy with it. It's essentially just fluff followed by smut. I hope you get some enjoyment out of it! Happy Holidays, guys =)
Filthy Little SecretRating: NC-17
Pairing: Jalex
POV: Third, focussed on Alex.
Summary: "The first time Alex saw it he was disgusted, to say the least."
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't know, don't have hidden in my basement, etc.
For: Vee because I love her & I'm sorry for being a pain. & Anna because she likes porn and... for reasons that will become clear!
Author's Notes: More porn, what the fuck. You guys need to stop me from writing this shit! Also, this didn't really work as well as I'd hoped, but it's alright I guess. It's quite long. I apologise for any errors, it really needed a fresh set of eyes but I wanted to post it now!
Principles and Practice of Sex Therapy
Rating: NC-17.
Pairing: Jack Barakat/Matt Flyzik.
Summary: “How about we do a little therapy of our own?”
Disclaimer: Don't know, never happened, don't have hidden in my basement, etc. I do own the plot, shitty writing, etc however. And if you rip me off I will not hesitate to hide YOU in my basement. I am not above cutting bitches.
For: Gabe/ thru_adversity because he is the best mod and best friend ever. Love you, gorgeous boy <3
Author Notes: lol hi. I'm back. This is really not very good. Not even gonna lie. Library smut and awkwardness. Enjoy! Sexual favours 4 comments, etc.