Falman/Havoc and Ed x unlikely set of coincidences
sky_dark is good to me. Very very good. She feeds me wonderful ficcage on a regular basis. But she never EVER writes the bunnies that leap to my mind. In fact she looks at me with those eyes that say, "What crack are you on, ma'am. And stay away from my over indulged and spoiled rotton muses."
So ... I had to write them myself. Because you know they HAD to be written. They so obvious. So logical. And let's face it, the world NEEDS Falman/Havoc porn. And look... look there in Better Living through Alchemy Chapter 8 Falman ASKS for a date with Havoc. Or at least he hints at it. The SUBTEXT is there. I swear it is.
If you haven't read sky_dark's Better Living through Alchemy -- go READ THAT. It's so worth it. And these fics won't make much sense otherwise, especially not the second one.
TITLE: Efficiency Expert
PAIRING: Falman/Havoc
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 131, so eh, not a true drabble.
"Oh for god's sake man, loosen up a little," said Havoc wiggling a bit uncomfortably in Falmans grip. "Can't you forget what you read for a few minutes, and just… you know… go with the flow?"
"If I do that you would get a less than optimal experience," said Falman, lifting Havocs legs a bit higher. "On the contrary, I need to stay stiff and it's you who needs to relax. Now here we go."
Havoc arched his back a little as Falman pushed in and began thrusting with well timed strokes. Havoc grunted and shifted his hips about until everything felt just right. "Oh god, you are right," he said after a while. "This is perfect."
A tight smile formed on Falmen's face. "Dating an efficiency specialist has its perks."
And we ALL know those students want that chocolate sauce array bad. And the rest of us want to see Ed covered in chocolate sauce. So lets give everyone what they want!
TITLE: Sweet Teacher
PAIRING: Officially, Roy x Ed, unofficially all the students, most of my f-list and ME x Ed.
RATING: PG
It came in a blaze of inspiration in the middle of gym class. "I remember it," whispered Daniel to Seth. "The chocolate sauce array. Distract him for me!" Daniel's eyes pleaded.
Seth nodded. Much as they hated to go against Taylor, the allure of having that array back was too much. Seth proceeded to goof around until he had Taylor's attention (and wrath) fully focused on him. Meanwhile Daniel drew the array as quickly as possible on the back of sheet of paper with tally marks on it.
Unfortunately one of the class goons noticed. As Daniel drew the last line Taylor snatched the sheet away from him. "Alchemy? You are using up MY time with ALCHEMY?"
Daniel made himself small. Taylor took one look at the array and then got a wicked gleam in his eyes. After Taylor moved away he felt hopeless. The gleam of inspiration was gone. The treasure was lost again.
Ed felt a slap on his back and turned to see Professor Taylor in is very expensive sweats walking behind him. "Good job teaching those kids Alchemy," he said jovially. "Apparently they love it so much they prefer to do it instead of gym."
"Oh," Ed said. He suppressed a smile.
"Well, I won't keep you, " said Taylor and he walked away.
Ed shook his head and walked home. He noticed that he was receiving more stares than normal, which bothered him a little, but he decided not to pursue it. It wasn't until he got home and Roy caught his shoulder that he realized there was something really off about his appearance.
"You have something taped to your back. Hold still a moment?" Roy said. Ed looked over his shoulder and saw a crackle of light, and then suddenly his jacket and shirt shifted, moved, melted into… chocolate sauce. It clung to his skin in a messy, but appetizing way.
Roy's face took on a dangerous hardness. "I think I need to have a talk with your students," he growled. "No matter how sweet you look, you are NOT on their menu."
Luckily for me, Sky loves me.
So ... I had to write them myself. Because you know they HAD to be written. They so obvious. So logical. And let's face it, the world NEEDS Falman/Havoc porn. And look... look there in Better Living through Alchemy Chapter 8 Falman ASKS for a date with Havoc. Or at least he hints at it. The SUBTEXT is there. I swear it is.
If you haven't read sky_dark's Better Living through Alchemy -- go READ THAT. It's so worth it. And these fics won't make much sense otherwise, especially not the second one.
TITLE: Efficiency Expert
PAIRING: Falman/Havoc
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: 131, so eh, not a true drabble.
"Oh for god's sake man, loosen up a little," said Havoc wiggling a bit uncomfortably in Falmans grip. "Can't you forget what you read for a few minutes, and just… you know… go with the flow?"
"If I do that you would get a less than optimal experience," said Falman, lifting Havocs legs a bit higher. "On the contrary, I need to stay stiff and it's you who needs to relax. Now here we go."
Havoc arched his back a little as Falman pushed in and began thrusting with well timed strokes. Havoc grunted and shifted his hips about until everything felt just right. "Oh god, you are right," he said after a while. "This is perfect."
A tight smile formed on Falmen's face. "Dating an efficiency specialist has its perks."
And we ALL know those students want that chocolate sauce array bad. And the rest of us want to see Ed covered in chocolate sauce. So lets give everyone what they want!
TITLE: Sweet Teacher
PAIRING: Officially, Roy x Ed, unofficially all the students, most of my f-list and ME x Ed.
RATING: PG
It came in a blaze of inspiration in the middle of gym class. "I remember it," whispered Daniel to Seth. "The chocolate sauce array. Distract him for me!" Daniel's eyes pleaded.
Seth nodded. Much as they hated to go against Taylor, the allure of having that array back was too much. Seth proceeded to goof around until he had Taylor's attention (and wrath) fully focused on him. Meanwhile Daniel drew the array as quickly as possible on the back of sheet of paper with tally marks on it.
Unfortunately one of the class goons noticed. As Daniel drew the last line Taylor snatched the sheet away from him. "Alchemy? You are using up MY time with ALCHEMY?"
Daniel made himself small. Taylor took one look at the array and then got a wicked gleam in his eyes. After Taylor moved away he felt hopeless. The gleam of inspiration was gone. The treasure was lost again.
Ed felt a slap on his back and turned to see Professor Taylor in is very expensive sweats walking behind him. "Good job teaching those kids Alchemy," he said jovially. "Apparently they love it so much they prefer to do it instead of gym."
"Oh," Ed said. He suppressed a smile.
"Well, I won't keep you, " said Taylor and he walked away.
Ed shook his head and walked home. He noticed that he was receiving more stares than normal, which bothered him a little, but he decided not to pursue it. It wasn't until he got home and Roy caught his shoulder that he realized there was something really off about his appearance.
"You have something taped to your back. Hold still a moment?" Roy said. Ed looked over his shoulder and saw a crackle of light, and then suddenly his jacket and shirt shifted, moved, melted into… chocolate sauce. It clung to his skin in a messy, but appetizing way.
Roy's face took on a dangerous hardness. "I think I need to have a talk with your students," he growled. "No matter how sweet you look, you are NOT on their menu."
Luckily for me, Sky loves me.