WANTED: Tool Tickets, Paramount Theatre, May 2nd

[velvet_draven]

First off I would like to thank all the souless, shit sucking, child molesting, nun raping, fucking cunt bastard scalpers out there that did nothing more then buy tickets just to pawn them off at outragious prices via auction sites such as ebay...and thus preventing true fans such as myself and friends from going

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[corrodedlust]

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[jaemalin]

I tryed to get them too but no luck! I have a friend that said they were sold out within 5 seconds of opening....How the fuck is that even possible???

If you do get two, take Nathan and I will pay you for the ticket.