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[velvetassistant]

Awakening in a brand new world of mystery with no recollection of how one came to be in this place, save for vague memories at the corners of one's mind. Perhaps a bright flash of light in a dream... so this must be an alien abduction! The others here do not all seem to be very happy about this. Why is that? Would it not be better to optimistically

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[bigstebowski]

Miss, you seem to be quite...ah, what's the word?

Confused.

May I be of service?

[velvetassistant]

Now what do we have here? These soft features... long, flowing hair... smooth voice...

Are you an... an...

An androgyne?

[bigstebowski]

Androgyne? I suppose I've been called stranger. I admit to having a far more elegant demeanor than most men and demons.

However, I do appreciate your noticing of my qualities.

[velvetassistant]

Making folly of the dichotomy of the sexes, blurring a man's passion with a woman's beauty... tell me, do you consider yourself a, for lack of a better comparison, gateway drug to lesbianism in young girls?

[flonnezilla]

I haven't seen any aliens here, yet!

[velvetassistant]

There could be any number of conclusions to deduce one's way into explaining that. Perhaps they are as visible as air itself, or watching us through floating eyes.

[flonnezilla]

What do you think?

[velvetassistant]

It is my opinion that the toasty climate is a welcome change; just a few days ago I was in the belly of the winter.