beetrix and I have come up with the proper terminology and slogan for the Kohler hatbox toilet.

"You'll enjoy the comfort and pleasure of doffing into our hatbox toilet!"tm

Next time just say:
"Pardon me,I must go doff my cap"

What you can flush if you have an American Standard with the Champion® Flushing System.

31 synthetic sponges (?)
16 cloth napkins
41 rubber tubes (!!)

What the hell kind of diet would a person have to be on to need this kind of flushing power.

No, I haven't had a chance to try the Ingenium system yet, but RPB thought you might enjoy this. Click on "view enhanced presentation" on the right. Please note- while the toilet was rather pricey, we saved about $80 buying from Lowe's instead of Kohler and could have chosen this...

Yesterday at around 5am, we were awakened by a strange sound (like one of the cat's had rattled a jar on the kitchen counter) followed by trickling water. The source? Our 50+ yr old toilet's tank had cracked and water was slowly leaking out. In our dazed state I bailed out water while RickyB had to go to the garage to get a wrench to shut off ( Read more... )

O' little envelope in the corner of my computer screen,
why do you taunt me so?

Happy Birthday Mr. D'Onofrio!

People suck and animals rule...

The first 2 words I uttered today awaking 20 minutes later than I should: "Oh Crap!!"

I was dreaming of Mark Ruffalo

Wang Chung- Wang Sucked

Sophie B. Hawkins- Damn who cares!

Cameo- WORD UP!!! (red codpiece and flame hat)

Howard Jones- Still Love (p.s. Merlin Mann- don a feather Fauxhawk and you're set for next Halloween)

Irene Cara- Not feelin' it

Why do I watch this stuff???