December Week 1. List 5: 5 times you've got into trouble because of toys

[velvetdoc]

Notes to self regarding dangerous toys:
1. Watch out for anything plastic during an Auton invasion. You wouldn't think plastic dolls would be so much trouble. Troll dolls are especially evil.
2. Stealing bits of the Master's TARDIS makes him angry.
3. Never underestimate the efficacy of stink bombs against medieval bandits.
4. Plastic dinosaurs4.

Comments

[unit_girl]

How can you tell Bessie's jealous? She's just a car.

[velvetdoc]

Bessie is not just a car.

[unit_girl]

Well, all right, she's a special car. But still not one that has feelings.

[velvetdoc]

You don't understand cars at all and especially not Bessie.

Hrmph.

[my_dear_doctor]

You've finally realised, have you, Doctor? Well done. Perhaps writing it down will aid that sieve of a memory, hmm?

[velvetdoc]

No, that's a reminder of how much fun it is, so that I can remember to do it again.

[my_dear_doctor]

Oh, do you enjoy strangulation via telephone cord? Well, I must remember that in future.