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[velveteen_me]

i LOVE bomb threats at work.

You get to evacuate the building
and take a looong dinner followed by banana creme pie with friends.

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[jomoby]

one time there was a bomb threat at my high school and we had to stay in our classroom for a few hours while the bomb squad showed up and a bunch of news helicopters circled above. we found out later that the bomb threat was some kid stuck up in a tree with a pipe-bomb in his pocket.

if you take any more long dinner breaks, people will start accusing you of having "the best job ever."

[dirtysmalls]

EXCELLENT!
ILL SEND IN MY BOMB TEAM.

LETS MEET IN THE BACK.
BURMESE FOOD. THEN TALL MOUNTAINS OF ICE CREAM AND FRIED BANANA.

12PM SHARP.