What can I screw up next?

[velveteenlounge]

This day is going so horribly it's almost comical. Almost, but not quite. Everything I try, from web design to hair coloring, is going horribly awry. I think I'd better quit before something really bad happens.

Comments

[a_kosmos]

Have you considered a sort of mafia type operation to showcase your "mad skillz" today? I'm thinking something along the lines of, "for a small fee, I won't damage your (car, hair, laptop, hammock, parachute, etc.)."

I threaten this kind of thing when I'm having a cursed printer day and completely screw up every printer I walk past.

[velveteenlounge]

Ooh, I like it.

[vampymissk]

I had one of those days last Mon! I had people hanging up on me, saying rude things when I called at work. It was horrifying. I had to just stop making phone calls!

[velveteenlounge]

Yeah, in those situations I think it's just best to quit for a while!