will you be able to tell me sorry with a straight face

[velvetparadise]

ggrrr.... nothing's really going my way. it sucks. everything is just kinda stupid right now and making me angry. whatever it's all good. i shall make it through. whatever i'm a dork

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lowered expectations.

[prepaid_lunch]

*in a manly voice* I'll be your date for prom. BUT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT A CORSAGE.

I like long walks on the beach, cleaning out the toaster oven, and a good pair of slacks. My hobbies are clapping my hands to songs, long car trips, and diabetes.

that's what i'm talkin bout

[velvetparadise]

*in that "oh my god i want you to bang me right here right now sex voice* oh my gosh i'm having an orgasm just thinking about you! i think you are my true love.

lets make out

[psychosoprano]

I don't know if I said this already, but I fucking love your icon.
Did you ever get that pic back up on your desktop?
Because you need to.
You screaming in a banana suit = priceless.

[wayyoulikeit]

lmao I LOVE THAT ICON!!!
P.S. Where does one find human-sized banana suit?