PLAYER
» Journal: protagonist
» Birthdate/Age: June 14, 1991; 19 years old
» Characters Played: Souji Seta (Persona 4)
CHARACTER
» Name: Brief
» Fandom: Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
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» Canon Point: Post episode 10
» Gender: Male
» Age: We first meet Brief at Daten City High, so it's assumed that he's of high school age. What year he happens to be in is unclear, but it's safe to assume that he's probably around 17 years old.
» Orientation:
Painfully heterosexual. Brief has a deep infatuation with Panty, despite how often she insults him and generally disregards his existence. Despite her cruelty towards him, he follows her around like a lovesick puppy, claiming to be in love with her. As for Garterbelt's advances on him, they make Brief uncomfortable.
» Personality:
The simplest way to describe Brief only requires two words: Butt Monkey. This is defined by TVTropes as "the character who is always the butt of the demeaning joke or the "put him through hell" plotline. For whatever reason, the Butt Monkey seems to walk through life with a permanent "Kick Me" sign attached to their backs, invisible to them, but all too visible to the rest of the world." He's a loser in the most stereotypical sense of the word, constantly getting beat up by his peers and dumped into trash cans. Even when no one's bothering him he always manages to screw up and hurt himself anyway, such as by being distracted by something that caught his eye (like Panty's breasts) before crashing straight into a wall he didn't see himself heading towards. Sometimes he wants to be the hero, trying to "save" Panty and Stocking, but he's interrupted by something silly, like ghost seaweed. It's just. Very sad.
Out of all of the characters that appear in Panty & Stocking, Brief appears to be the most sensible of the bunch. Usually the mediator, he's frequently seen trying to break apart the fights between Panty and Stocking and tries to offer them advice before they go off and do something stupid, such as when he warned them of the unlikelihood of being successful in gambling before they head into a casino. Of course, the pair almost always never listens to him, if ever. His attempts are normally futile and pointless, as they view his ideals as boring and lame. As the most "normal" character (and I use normal very loosely here), he's probably the one the audience may be able to relate to the most. He gets embarrassed easily when he has to take his clothes off in front of people at any point, unlike any of the other characters in the series.
However, that isn't to say that Brief is entirely useless to the girls. As a self-proclaimed ghost hunter, he owns a PKE meter which sometimes helps lead Panty and Stocking to the ghost that they're supposed to be going up against. Asides from ghost hunting, he's generally into the occult and other geeky hobbies. In the episode where Panty and Stocking are turned into Transformers, Brief is overly excited about meeting real life robot warriors, and mentions having to tell his sci-fi buddies about the encounter. He also spends a lot of time on the internet, where he actually manages to stumble upon Panty's x-rated film that Stocking leaked onto the internet as revenge, and placed massive bids on a pair of Panty's panties.
Speaking of Panty, Brief has had kind of a freakish obsession with the angel, labeling her as beautiful upon first glance. Not only does he insist that he's in love with her, but he has some creepy stalkerish tendencies, like keeping a collection of her... boogers... (wtf Gainax???) and making sure that no one else places any bids higher than his on Panty's panties, ensuring their "protection". It's also been implied that he masturbates to her porn video, but how often that happens is hard to tell. ...Probably often. He frequently blushes and stutters in Panty's presence, and she uses this infatuation with her to manipulate him however which way she pleases. Even though she hits and abuses him and calls him cruel names, this does not deter his feelings in the least for some reason. Brief is also a bit of a devious creeper when Panty and Stocking are turned miniature and pocket-sized, playing with them and calling them cute and claiming he'll protect them... Yeah, he's a weirdo.
» Appearance:
Riiight hurr. Brief looks about as dorky as he sounds, with wild orange hair that obscures his eyes and freckles. On top of that, he dresses in a green uniform to emphasize his "job" as a ghost hunter, no doubt a homage to Ghostbusters. Equipped on his back is a PKE meter, which senses psychokinetic energy and is pretty handy for finding nearby ghosts. He also wears a walkman, but who knows what he's always listening to.
... I feel like it should be pointed out that it's implied that Brief is very well-equipped between his legs, as Panty is able to turn Brief's underwear into a massive gun.
» Suitability:
It goes without saying that Panty & Stocking is a series that heavily emphasizes on sex. Although Brief truly loves Panty and would prefer to take things in a more traditional route (starting with hand-holding, moving onto kissing... on the cheek...), it's obvious that he has a strong sexual desire for her, too. He's always nosebleeding around her, like when he realizes she has an erogenous zone by her ear, or when she asks him for a backrub (to get him to shut up about some stupid fundraiser, of course). I have no doubt that he would adapt really easily to Atia/the collars - so long as he gets to be with ~~Panty~~<3<3
SAMPLES
» "amatomnes" Entry:
[ The feed begins with a shaky start, showing an awkward boy with orange hair who's currently freaking out. Luckily, as a science nerd, he could figure out the strange little device and he's read through some of the network, but... He doesn't like what he's reading. Sex? To stay alive? Was the ruler of this place the ghost of some kind of freaky nymphomaniac or something? B-But, his PKE meter hasn't gone off or anything...! ]
I-is it true? The information on the collars, about how you have to have s-s-s-se--....
[ He gulps. This is hard to say. How can he even consider performing such an act without his precious Panty around??? Waking up naked was embarrassing enough! Instead of finishing his sentence, he just whimpers. ]
Gyaahhhaaaaaahhhh! W-what kind of ghost would-- [ Brief pauses, because he's noticed some posts around the network from... From...! ] Ah! P-Panty and St-Stocking are here! Do you girls have your device equipped?! I-it's me, Brief!
[ They're taking too long to respond. They could be nearby! Brief opens up a window to call for them and see if they'll hear. ]
P-Pantyyyyyyyyyy! Stockiiiiiiing! Can you hear-- [ Oh shit, Brief leaned over too far. ] Gyaaaahhh--!!
[ Ever so gracefully, Brief falls from the window and lands in a dumpster along with his device. Life. ]
» "amatomneslogs" Entry:
It was shameful. It really, really was, but Brief couldn't resist - he couldn't get enough of the way that Panty moved, or the way that Panty moaned, begging for more in the most erotic voice she could muster. Her legs and her body were absolutely entrancing, her hair long and blonde and beautiful--
Plus, it wasn't very difficult for Brief to mentally replace himself with whatever man it was in the video. After all, he may as well just have been a random cock, convenient for Panty to play around with. So this video worked very, very well for Brief who preferred to use himself as a sort of self-insert, pretending that it was Panty moaning and begging for him instead of this random loser. So what if it was probably his hundredth time or so watching it? It's not like Panty had to ever know... how often he watched her porn video... and got off on it... (and pretty quickly, too.)
It being late at night, it was natural that he'd fall asleep quickly. But the fantasy didn't end there, oh no. It was like Panty really was there with him, holding Brief down and riding him like there was no tomorrow as cheap porno music played in the background. Of course, in Brief's dreams, he could last just as long as she could, making Panty cry out his name in ecstasy as he proceeded pleasure her to the best of his ability. This wasn't weird for Brief at all, really, since these kinds of dreams were the usual extension to him after watching yet another round of Sex and the Daten City.
P-Panty...!
Brief's dream orgasm was probably what prompted him awake, although the lukewarm wetness between his legs was a telling sign that he probably came a while ago. Two-pump chump was right. But at least he felt calm and sated, and... naked...
...Wait. He didn't pass out naked last night. Nor was this is room.
"I-I was kidnapped?!" Brief shrieked upon sitting up, half-ready to blame Garterbelt for this. After all, he always showed some kind of weird interest in him - maybe he... he...!
A shrill whine escaped Brief's lips. Horrified, he was absolutely horrified! And there was a collar, too! "Wh-what happened last night?! Was I... Was I made into someone's bitch?!" Brief grew even more terrified at the thought, before a realization belatedly struck him. "A-although, if it were Panty, I-I wouldn't mind..." At that, he smiled dorkily.
After wiping away the inevitable nosebleed at the thought, Brief spotted his clothes and his PKE meter by the edge of his bed and tugged them on quickly. If he was kidnapped and made someone's bitch overnight, it sure was easy to get out of here. Almost as if the culprit was hinting at him to leave. Maybe the culprit was... a ghost that wanted something? Or maybe held him ransom so Panty and Stocking would come to his rescue? But when Brief tried to put his PKE meter into use, he couldn't sense anything at all. No psychokinetic waves, nothing. No ghosts.
"Then... the culprit was human? A-ahhh..." Please let it be Panty. Please! "--Ehh? A phone?" Though his meter didn't pick up any signals, it did bump into some little device on the floor. Brief picked it up and decided to give it a good look-through, since it seemed to have some juice left in it. After some searching, Brief happened to stumble upon a certain guide filled with bunny diagrams...
"H-Huh?!"
It was then that Brief learned a lot of new things about this place.