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velvetsmog

This is real

Jun 10, 2008 11:17

http://youvebeenleftbehind.com/

Thank you "Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me!" for this gem.

We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail ( Read more... )

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rollerboogieboy June 10 2008, 18:32:56 UTC

i hope i get left behind!

it was beaten into my head that we were living in our last days from as early as I can remember. I totally didn't think i would ever grow up to graduate high school or go to college, so I said fuck it. When they predicted the rapture was going to happen in 1990, i was like, "f this crap! I gotta get my shit together so i can get into a good college!"

velvetsmog June 11 2008, 07:48:47 UTC

yeah, growing up catholic, i was brainwashed with similar but not as strong messages about the rapture and shit. was never as bad as if i was raised more fundamentalist. but so much of my upbringing focused around suppression and fear ... i just got really tired of it.

fearn June 11 2008, 04:21:25 UTC

Only for $40!

velvetsmog June 11 2008, 07:47:24 UTC

And if we all subscribe, it may be cheaper next year. Unless the Rapture happens ...

opportunity... anonymous June 14 2008, 17:10:13 UTC

Time for you and Tres to set to work on hacking the site and triggering the timer to send out all the buffered messages. Make everyone think that Jebus already came... oh the fun!

- Matt (not on LJ. I know.)

oh we are trying so hard velvetsmog June 14 2008, 17:38:32 UTC

the hilarity of that situation is priceless. this DB needs to be hacked.

their system is not without flaw. our friend rightly pointed out that because satan is the dark lord, he probably could spoof email or do some interesting things to port 25.