uh huhhh..

[velvetvonblack]

if I looked like you, I'd paint my face too. it's good you painted the second chin to match, though... phew - or else you'd just look rediculas! wait..

Buy boots big enough to fit your fatass calves.

Buy a girdle, along with a bra. and for god sakes if you're trying to pimp a 'fat girl fashion' blog wear gloves that aren't onesizefitsnotfatwrists

Comments

[ttrailorfabb]

ewww. i don't want to meet anyone like this. O.o

[velvetvonblack]

me, either. thank goodness we're both so perfect. <3

[ttrailorfabb]

<3

:D

[ear_envy]

I want to see this blog.

[velvetvonblack]

theperfumer

[velvetvonblack]

the horror!

[velvetvonblack]

awesome!

[radiumhead]

[velvetvonblack]

o rilly