Rawhide

[venaja]

This is something I want to attend.The Clown Day celebration is a hootin' and hollerin' hoedown of jolly jesters. In honor of National Clown Week, Rawhide hosts the largest clown gathering in the Southwest.
This, on the other hand, really caught my fancy.BURRO RIDES

Comments

[sweet_jane]

I'd have to pass on the clowns (*shudder*) but I would totally eat bull's balls with you.

[venaja]

Do you not agree that clowns are the most unholy apparitions ever to walk the earth? What in the world made people think that children would find their grotesque features likable?

Bull's balls are kind of gamy with a slight hint of liver. Not the most delicious part of the cow, but anything tastes good deep-fried.

[sweet_jane]

Clowns are menacingly creepy at best and murderously evil at worst, and I would think so even if I hadn't read It as a little kid (though I'm sure it doesn't help).

[venaja]

I was just going to write a line about how clowns are "murderous" looking. High five for brilliant minds.

[tomcatshanger]

now that's entertainment.
It's always funny when I glance at something and comprehend it wrong at first.
I was wonder why you wanted to ride a BURRITO:)

[venaja]

That would be a tasty, if somewhat less spirited ride.

[ernunnos]

"Ah'm your huckleberry."

Nah. I just like saying that. One of my friends worked there for a while while he was waiting for other work. It's exactly what you'd expect. You should go. Once.

[venaja]

What does that mean? Let me in on your secret code.

What kind of job did he have? Did he have to dress up as a cowboy and parade in front of the children? I always thought Disney figures had it the worst.

[ernunnos]

It's a line from the movie Tombstone. I forget that not everyone knows that movie by heart.

Yeah, he dressed up as a cowboy. He was a long haired archaeologist with a big mustache and penchant for cowboy hats and boots anyway, so it was a perfect summer job while he waited for an archaeology dig position to open up. Last I knew he was working for a firm that checks construction sites for indian remains prior to digging it up with bulldozers.

"A'hm your huckleberry."

[ex_jdub]

I love Tombstone!

[sgtkane]

What exactly would you do with a donkey bitch?

[venaja]

Make it carry me around. Let me hug its nose and love it and squeeze it forever. The possibilities are endless!

[sgtkane]

I can see the add now, cut to a candle lit dinner, soft music playing in the background and a voice over saying "Buy A Donkey Bitch! The possibilites are Endless"

[venaja]

Irresistible. You are a marketing genius.