I realized I have a story I forgot to tell that was really, really funny. And so I'm going to cut/paste it from when I told my friend Brian. Enjoy ( Read more... )

I just got a GIANT box from the parents. I had asked Mom previously to send me a few boxes of Peeps once they went on sale. Somehow "a few" turned into 9 boxes of various sizes, shapes, and colors. What's more, she went shopping with Cookie and Carol, her sisters, so of course she found a couple cute Palm Tree items. Like a journal. And two ( Read more... )

I should be proving the existence of God, but that seemed a bit heavy for tonight ( Read more... )

Another night, another concert. I'll try my damndest to make this interesting, but I'm falling asleep at my computer, so bear with me ( Read more... )

I'm sitting here drinking a Slivka Delight, the Nectar of Engineering Students. While I am not in MEAS, I sure do appreciate their beverage concoctions. Today was so very beautiful, I spent several hours sitting in the warm sun with only a light breeze ruffling my hair rather than the typical Chicago windstorm trying to rip it out at its roots ( Read more... )

Well, kids, it was a good showing by Dickie Humps.

http://asg.northwestern.edu/elections/avp.phpBasically, Norbert and a bunch of the 2nd floor guys decided to get Richard Humphrey, some random guy from Sargent, elected to ASG Academic Vice President. With the help of several 2nd floor guys, the Delta Chi Frat, and yours truly, Sargent's ( Read more... )

Some stories are just too astounding to pass on telling ( Read more... )

AHHHH!!!!! I-TUNES IS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!

I have my play list on random and every time I think of a song, even briefly in my mind, that song comes up next!

I-Tunes is reading my mind and it SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

Ever notice how much Shrine of the Little Flower looks like a giant phallus ( Read more... )

I just returned home from the Shier Family Black-Sheep Easter Extravaganza of Fun. Since Sarah and I could not make it home for Easter, Chris decided to come out and see us, which basically equates to him popping through South Bend to grab Sarah and hightailing it up to Evanston to get me before taking the city of Chicago by storm ( Read more... )