Vatheon! I have come up with a solution for all your grumpiness problems. I kind of realized it the other day, y'know? When I was doing laundry -- the reason why so many of you are so angry all the time, is because you don't have tomorrow's underwear. It's sad, really! You're a lot like my partner in that aspect but... I don't think it's a bad thing!
So... Vatheon, here I am offering you your chance at a happy tomorrow. Spare change and a fresh pair of underwear, it's all you need for happiness -- promise!
[AND THEN HE HOLDS UP THIS:
]
I also have two more pairs!
[Gesturing to
this and
this]
For anyone who wants a different style!
It's first come first serve but I have a bunch anyway so... for a brighter tomorrow, wear some fresh underpants!
[a smile and a bow to the camera before he hangs up. GUYS, HE REALLY BELIEVES IN THIS]