P-town STINKS

[venerable_bean]

I get on the MAX at the Portland Airport to ride back to North Portland and I am instantly aware that I am home.  I am SURROUNDED by FATTIES.  The first thing I see is this queenie fat kid who reaches for something and his giant gut flops out from under his t-shirt and hangs over his belt.   BLUCH!  Portland is SO disgustingly fat.  Which reminds

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p-town

[bettagettajetta]

eric says thats why they call it p-town
smells like pee
hehe
and to think the PAC NW isnt even the fattest area
the midwest is supposed to be way way fatter
crazy
maybe the secret plan of most americans
is to eat the rest of the world
strange track to being a 'super-power'
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Re: p-town

[venerable_bean]

It's Cheese Blockage. Those Wisconsiners probably can't crap at all anymore!

Eeew, canned peaches and feet

[osbick_bird]

Still not as stinky as the stinky punk house we played in! And those kids were skinny! Bleh!

[word_herder]

Some forms of diabetes cause a person to smell sickly sweet when their insulin is off. Overweight people are prone to diabetes. Thus, that could have been the source of the smell...