Canadia

[vengefulbuddha]

Yesterday Aurora and I went to Canada. She went to meet a lady and I went to make sure she got back with kidneys intact. We had no map or compass and one cell phone and upper respiratory infection between the two of us. We left the USA at 4pm and came back at 2:30am. In that time we...
- discovered that Toronto is the Crystal City of the Future. In

Comments

[devioussheep]

HAY
that is not exactly how the questioning went. i am not that stupid.
also, erin would rather have all incisors (front slicey teeth) than all molars

[lochan]

Erin, the carnivore!

[vengefulbuddha]

Well regardless. You should not be a spy. All I'm saying.

Also, you have to explain that were I able to have some of my teeth removed and replaced with implants than I would have all molars. Because we have more of them so I would have to have less replaced.

[devioussheep]

yes that was your initial reasoning, but then i asked you the exact same question only without the option of replacing any teeth and you still said the same thing!

[muneybags6]

how far is it to Toronto from Buffalo?

[vengefulbuddha]

With you driving? An hour and a half without border traffic.

[muneybags6]

Nice. I need to make a trip of it. I have a new friend in Toronto and I have an Erin in Buffalo.

[niftykracker]

If I had known you were going to Canada I would have asked you to bring me back a singer/songwriter. Are all the hobos in Canada classically trained musicians, or is that just a rumor started by the Toronto department of tourism?

[vengefulbuddha]

Well I did have trouble deciding whether the hobo sitting by us was actually a hobo or just a college professor.

[devioussheep]

agreed

I HAS SERIOUS SKILLZ.

[frendzimagnary]

You GOT LOST, you say? But did you end up IN MONTREAL?

Re: I HAS SERIOUS SKILLZ.

[vengefulbuddha]

I suspect there is some cultural reference going on here that I cannot identify. My sense irony is wayyy better than my sense of direction.