lots happened

[vengefulgoat]

Finished the paper that's been weighing on me since forever. Got an awesome girlfriend. :) things are going super. and ontop of all that, i'm having crazy demon fistfights every time i close my eyes. what could be more hardcore? also there are sad thing, but there are always sad things, so you just deal. anyways... people keep judging me. i'll take

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[specimenz]

Signs of Scizophrenia:
-demon fistfights every time i close my eyes
-people keep judging me
-i'm confused about things
-i doubt anyone knows what i'm talking about
-i don't need to impress anyone or anything dumb like that
-Finished the paper
-Got an awesome girlfriend

Treatment:
-exercise
-live in the boys dorm
-wear a track suit
-meditate about islands

Common Side-effects of treatment:
-Loss of friends
-Loss of mental stability
-many have reported a sense of paranoia
-auditory and visual hallucinations
-disorganized speech
-disorganized behavior
-drug abuse
-clinical depression
-insomnia
-death
-coma
-fetus
-pig

[vengefulgoat]

nah those symptoms don't exist. anything worse than aches and pains results in premature death. trust me, i read the chart.