This is the first and last conversation I have ever had with this person.  He skipped the asl part and went straight to my underwear ( Read more... )

So I went into a chat room called "Slave Market And Tavern" the other day.  A guy messaged me right away, but my message archive didn't save the first thing he said.  It was something like "Hello good lady, how fair thee today?"  I replied thusly ( Read more... )

Angie says ( Read more... )

I don't see why prostitution is looked down upon.  It's a great way for lazy, unattractive people to make money.  You don't have to be hot to be a hooker.  You spend most of your time in dark alleyways or the backseats of cars, anyway.  And how hard could it be?  The only skills required are the ability to lay on your back or remove your false ( Read more... )

I would like to thank my bootylicious friend, Rob, for helping make my LiveJournal so spiffy.  I owe him a lot of money.  He knows where he can find it.

*grope grope*

.....smacktard