And god said unto to Carla, "load two of each kind of animal into the ark, for I am sending a great flood to destroy the earth." Actually, the flood only destroyed a box of apples, but that's besides the point. So I flooded the kitchen at work yesterday. How? Well, lets just say I was being a bimbo. Rui handed me a bucket to send through the ( Read more... )

I will never get the hang of this driving thing. By now, my teacher thinks I'm a ninny that can't control a motor vehicle to save my life, and I will be doomed to failure on a driver's exam. The problem is, I just get too nervous on the road, and this little Portugese man yelling at me doesn't help. Plus, I canna practice at home b/c the cars we ( Read more... )

Him: I thought to myself, well, I've been home 36 hours, and I haven't called Carla.

Me: It wouldn't have done you any good anyways, I've been in NH.

Thus the shmoe b/f called today, and thus the peasants rejoiced.

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Pick one band, answer all the questions using song titles from that band: Fleetwood Mac ( Read more... )

Unk! It was back to work yesterday. I am back at IH again for the summer; it just happened that way. ::Pout ( Read more... )

LAYER ONE ( Read more... )

It wasn't as scary as I thought it would be; in fact, at times it was kind of (dare I say it) educational. If nothing else, I at least have a resume to show for my troubles (Mary Paige decided I needed one of those). I walked up Thames St. in Newport applying to various eateries along the way. I submitted my resume to one sports pub, a breakfast ( Read more... )

I bumped my head. I hit it just so the world was spinning for a few minutes, and there was a probability I was going to pass out. OW ( Read more... )

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Here is the list of things to do in that span of time ( Read more... )