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"Libertarians should oppose the vote in principle - they should oppose the mechanism by which political sanctification occurs. Political power is legitimized through the electoral process. The present voting system is based on the premise that fundamental rights can be gained or surrendered depending on the vote total. Libertarians must oppose this ( Read more... )

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A: Christopher Walken.

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you know how sometimes you bunch of faggots will write a livejournal post consisting entirely of, or at least beginning with something like, "Hey friends! it's me. Sorry i haven't been posting very much lately. LOL [sic] i've just been really busy lately with stuff. OMG [sic] i just farted and it stinks! LOL [sic] ROFLMAO [sic] =|:D-|8-< [sic ( Read more... )

so, i'm a real prick about keeping shit in my pockets. i accumulate massive amounts of crap throughout the day, papers, money, change, dirt, gravel, genitals, chap stick, invoices, keys, gum, lists, phone #'s, receipts, this n that, etc. and the next day before i head out the door i take all my shit out of the pockets of the pants i was wearing ( Read more... )

so, two weeks ago, i was leaving my house late at night, probably to fuck another model in a pile of cash, but i don't remember exactly. on my way through the gate, i noticed that my friend/landlord/former boss' garage door was open. knowing that he was out of town raised a red flag so i decided to check it out. I ejected the empty magazine from ( Read more... )

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i hope i don't regret posting this, but ( Read more... )