tonight is one of the best nights in years. i NEEDED this.

sonofabitch. i just saw the most ridiculously hot girl while buying dinner at the store. probably the hottest girl i've ever seen in riverside. she had some total douche boyfriend with her though, as if i would've had enough nuts to gather up to say anything to her anyway. funny thing is, i don't think i'm necessarily that into model-hot types ( Read more... )

wow, what a shitty week. somehow the six one-hundred dollar bills in my dusty pocket don't seem to justify the frustrations and indignities that comprised my work week:

* i've been having terrifying nightmares the last four consecutive nights. i've been waking up 2 or 3 times per night in a panic over some things trivial, others well, beyond ( Read more... )

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DISTANCE

The distance
Between any two points
Is annoying.

-babysue

uh oh. the new SPIN magazine came in the mail today. in it was a bit on 'top 25 bands to watch out for' or something to that effect. in a small blurb at the top, a few pages in was a paragraph on Against Me!. i'm scared to death of them blowing up. i want to go out and buy all local copies of SPIN and burn them. i just know that it's going to ( Read more... )

there's something about me that makes coins stick to my skin. i often crash out with all my clothes on and all my shit in my pockets. while i sleep the change falls out of my pockets and gets under my clothes somehow. then when i wake up, i go to the bathroom and take off all my clothes. a few seconds after i'm in the shower, i often hear a ( Read more... )

i always just thought that when people would churn out alarming statisics on illiteracy that they were just looking for funding for some cause or another, but after 4 years of reading livejournals, my cynical resistance to reality can no longer deny it:

these people are fucking retarded.

how do they not fall down more?

so man;y fish in the sea
i watnted u, u wanted me.
thats just a fpphase.
its got to pass
i was a train
movig too fast.

it doesn't matter. go gabe. go wiener. og james. go dennis. go me. go to hell.

u have a mole and it's ugly.

i want to get on the girl from ipanema ( Read more... )