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Diana Ross
Don't let the smile fool you--despite the blurry picture it is painfully obvious that sister has tears streaking down her face. Who would hire this mess?
Marilyn Monroe
Such a fine line between smoldering and mentally disabled.
And the winner is...
Olivia Newton-John
I honestly believe that she is trying. I guess this is a lesson for all of us. Even though you may enjoy singing "Hopelessly Devoted to You," and even though you may own a frosted wig from the Mary Hart collection there's still a good chance that Crying Diana Ross will get more gigs than you.