masterpiece theatre: the off-broadway edition
MASTERLIST.
◇ WIPS/FICLETS ◇
i'm a mess, but i trust you'll make me better ※ g; 1.3k words; chanyeol-centric (tiny bit of chanyeol/d.o); pediatrician!pcy; unfinished
get another man with firmer lips ※ g; 400+ words; chanyeol-centric; college!au. the realities of being a university student hit harder than you think; unfinished
feed me, oppa ※ g; 400+ words; xiumin/tao; college!au; minseok runs a coffeeshop, and tao crams for a paper.
for want of a better life ※ g; ~300 words; exo-k (sehun, jongin, baekhyun); canon!au; the one where baekhyun should really learn to word his wishes more carefully
i'm diseased; please hug me ※ g; 550+ words; lay/luhan; domestic!au where yixing's sick and there are cuddles (ao3 mirror here)
my strongest facial feature is my s-line ※ g; 900+ words; kris/baekhyun; au; a krisbaek meetcute
(you are) where the heart is ※ g; 1.1k words; kris/luhan; domestic!au; yifan's had a long day. (ao3 mirror here)
can't hold back my love ※ g; 1277 words; kai/baekyun; au; in which baekhyun drunkenly serenades jongin, and jongin wants to die in a hole
a thousand touches of the heart ※ g; 2390 words; kris/chanyeol; canon!fic. chanyeol tries to learn kris' native tongue through food items; dead
stupid cupid, stop picking on me ※ g; ~2.5k words; beagle line, kai (+ cameo baekhyun/d.o); dating agency!au. the one where beagle line form their own cupid matchmaking company; cyrano’s got nothing on these kids.
you can call me four-eyes in bed ※ pg; 670 words; chanyeol/d.o; chanyeol's a blind bat without his glasses.
once you've got that beat, come and find me ※ pg; ~2.3k words; preslash kris/lay; wolf!au; kris returns home to guangzhou for the first time in ten years. much has changed, including his Pack.
you'll get an apology from me when i'm dead ※ pg-13; ~5.1k words; gen (luhan-centric), background chen/tao; au; meet luhan and his band of six compadres, trying to make a living in the world as an organized bunch of high-level thugs. who also run a coffee shop by day; dead
baby, i'm your biggest fan ※ pg; ~5.9k words; baekhyun/chanyeol; college au; life as a fansite manager is nothing like chanyeol ever expected-or really wanted, for that matter. but he deals.
you're stuck on me ※ pg; ~7k words; pre-chanyeol/chen, past chaneyol/d.o; loose coffee prince!au. kim jungdae has a hard life.
have a cone, mister ※ g; 542 words; chen/lay, luhan; deaged trope; it's all lu han's fault.
don't be such a sourpuss ※ pg; 4002 words; lay/luhan, kris (+ cameo chen); domestic au. yixing brings home a cat; luhan is Displeased, to say the least. also allergic. Very Allergic. (ao3 mirror here)
wanted: rmate w/ a view ※ r; 5550 words; kris/baekhyun, lay; cohabitation au. scenes from an unconventional roommate situation. (ghost/poltergeist!au) (ao3 mirror here)
listen: there's a hell of a good universe next door ※ g-nc-17; 6446 words; kris/chanyeol; assorted au ficlets. fake dating, seat-stealing, post-canon meeting, domestic cohabitation, etc.
i chose to feel it and you ※ g; 2534 words; kris-centric (platonic kris/luhan); post-krisis. life goes on.
at least you have better thighs ※ g; 423 words; exo-m (lay, luhan); bodyswap with exo otp
untitled ※ g; 1133 words; lay/luhan; it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost' au; dead
you're what i call fine print ※ pg; 3526 words; chen/lay, luhan, chanyeol; library worker prompt; dead
untitled ※ g; 554 words; luhan-centric; au where luhan is a first gen abc who’s struggling with balancing his two cultural identities; dead
one plate of soondae, hold the feelings ※ g; 698 words; kris/lay; yixing the street-food cart worker; dead
untitled ※ g; 4404 words; lay/luhan, tao, xiumin, kris; hot single dad hires broke babysitter; dead
◇ LONGFIC ◇
the smoke that roams looking for a home ※ pg; ~11.3k words; preslash kris/lay; missed connections!au; you could spend your entire life in seoul and keep missing each other. (ao3 mirror here)
the last straw in the restaurant, but i don't mind sharing ※ pg; 20.8k words; lay/luhan, kris/lay (+ side kris/chen); college!au; despite their joint insistency of having known each other since before the dawn of time itself, lu han actually met yixing his first day of orientation at nyu. (ao3 mirror here)
it should be easy ※ pg; ~11.3k words; kris/chanyeol; college au. alternatively, the (love)shy boy fic.; dead