Morbid curiosity drove me to it. I just found myself looking over the profile of someone I really couldn't care less about...someone I've never met...someone to whom I just assume say screw you and the fat bastard you rode in on ( Read more... )

This morning as I was leaving my new apartment, I pushed open the main door on its wooden surface as I always do, instead of using the door knob. Quickly, I realized the doofus maintainer had failed to post a "wet paint" sign. Currently, each of my finger tips are a lovely shade of green.

Have a nice day.

I'm at work and bored, and this is one of the very few sites I can access from our computers. Weird, huh? I can't go onto BestBuy.com to look for store numbers so I can call them about getting my laptop back, but I CAN go to livejournal! *whew* Rest easy, folks, I can update ( Read more... )

today i got my massachusetts driver's license, making me officially a new englander. (yay!) and now that i am a new englander, i am now entitled to claim that i am part native american. as is my understanding.

isn't that how it works?

....Based upon my own experiences as a woman ( Read more... )

Recently sent to me in an email...The Fairy Tale All Girls Should Have Been Read When They Were Little ( Read more... )

States, and one district that I have visited ( Read more... )

My Dearest Massachusetts,

If my love for you was not so strong, all that rain would have created serious issues in our relationship.

Yours,
Shelly

When I was five I decided to leave my house and go exploring the base we lived on. I was gone for a couple hours. I ended up grounded for a week ( Read more... )

A conversation between me and one of my coworkers ( Read more... )