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I'ma Gonna Build a Fort!
I went to the library and got a load of books.
And I’m not using the term ‘load’ for the casual, colloquial meaning it has when it rolls in and hides in the middle of your sentence.
I’m using it in the way you’d say “trailer load of bricks”.
Or “that baby just dropped a load”.
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Who To Blame?
Gradual tan they say. Builds up over time they say. For fair skin they say.
So why is it, after one light application, I look like I've spent the 30 seconds between the application and now rolling in deep brown mud?
Eh? Eh?
At least I'll be over at The Estate this weekend. -
My Computer Keeps Giving Me The Blue Screen
Last night I sent out a txt to a couple of you asking a burning question. One, I doubt you'll disagree,that has been plaguing man kind since the beginning of time around this time last year.
Mario Kart or Guitar Hero?
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The Ugly Truth
The Ugly Truth. It's hilarious.
Almost as funny as having your Dad explain the importance of pap smears.
True story.
Also, if you're ever in a similar situation and want it to stop, ask him the last time he checked his prostate.
Just sayin'. -
A Completely Unbiased Title
I am in no way telling you how to vote.
Nor am I saying your opinion, if it differs from mine, is wrong.
But I'm voting "Yes" in this referendum, despite the abysmally written question.
You know, when my voting papers finally arrive. -
Obviously. Mach II.
"Much like comparing apples and oranges, the differences are glaringly obvious once you take the time to stop and look."
Aw man, my essay's gonna kick arse! All I've gotta do is find another 1,500 words. -
(Untitled)
This is what happens when you've got to wait up for your crop of blueberries to come in...
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Obviously.
This morning's been great. No really, it has.
I woke up early, full of beans (that's full of energy for those of you who never grew up in an environment like mine), and ran across the road to the gym. Where I worked out. For over an hour. And enjoyed it. Of course, now I'm sitting at my computer, laughing at the thought ( Read more... ) -
Yes, I still get car sick at 20.
I've been home from the farm (read: lifestyle block) for a mere hour. Already, I've read all my email, harvested my cotton, milked my cows, harvested my various fruit trees, collected the eggs from my numerous chickens, organised my grocery shopping list (in my head) and even a family-sized bag of rashuns. All while sitting at the computer ( Read more... )
