A quick list before I shoot my computer.
What I've learned from Soap Boards
* If you're a Manning, you're set in life. Even if you needlessly torture, torment, cause a child to nearly take his life because of pack mentality, and kill the victim's mom.
* If you're EJ Dimera, everything you do is whitewashed because you're hot and have a sexy accent. Even if you rape a woman and set her up to repeatedly raped by an imposter lookalike of her husband...while laughing about it with Daddy Dearest.
* Jack Devereaux's job is too dangerous, even if Jennifer knew what he was and married him anyway, and thus should die in a fiery death for being a good investigative journalist who taken hostage and lost a year of his life to torture because the job took him away from his "abandoned" family. And Jenn was a foreign correspondent that came home and had her heart literally taken her chest and put back in but that's okay because she's Sainted Jennifer.
* Daniel Jonas isn't creepy for falling in lust for his patients, fucking, and dating them while he dumps them as the new hot patient arrives.
* If you're Kate Dimera, you are totally a badss because you exist and the rest of the world shall bow down.
* If you rape a woman, you should totally romance her after and let her fall for you, then take back her accusation because she was mentally ill but you were in love with her alter Tess.
* If you're not a rich family, you're screwed.
* Evil twins happen twice a month and every other blue moon on some soaps.
* If you're a Manning, you're set in life. Even if you needlessly torture, torment, cause a child to nearly take his life because of pack mentality, and kill the victim's mom.
* If you're EJ Dimera, everything you do is whitewashed because you're hot and have a sexy accent. Even if you rape a woman and set her up to repeatedly raped by an imposter lookalike of her husband...while laughing about it with Daddy Dearest.
* Jack Devereaux's job is too dangerous, even if Jennifer knew what he was and married him anyway, and thus should die in a fiery death for being a good investigative journalist who taken hostage and lost a year of his life to torture because the job took him away from his "abandoned" family. And Jenn was a foreign correspondent that came home and had her heart literally taken her chest and put back in but that's okay because she's Sainted Jennifer.
* Daniel Jonas isn't creepy for falling in lust for his patients, fucking, and dating them while he dumps them as the new hot patient arrives.
* If you're Kate Dimera, you are totally a badss because you exist and the rest of the world shall bow down.
* If you rape a woman, you should totally romance her after and let her fall for you, then take back her accusation because she was mentally ill but you were in love with her alter Tess.
* If you're not a rich family, you're screwed.
* Evil twins happen twice a month and every other blue moon on some soaps.