I did NOT know this. Man, no one tells me anything!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Analiese!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Analiese.
2. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Analiese.
3. Analiese never said 'Play it again, man'.
4. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a ( Read more... )

It's rare that I have time to update these days. I remember when I used to update everyday - sometimes twice or three times a day. Ah well. Things change ( Read more... )

bitches...

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Cherry pajamas. Big comfy hoodies. Talking to good friends online about anything and everything. Listening to D.H.T. 2 o'clock in the morning.

I ask, what could be better?

Right now, nothing. Nothing at all.

I love my friends. Where would I possibly be without them? Besides not alive, I'd be bored out of my mind. But we can sit around and do nothing, and I can have the greatest times ever. And, man...the people I meet through my friends...priceless ( Read more... )

Cinnamon Dolce Frappuccinos are heaven in a cup.

Inside jokes with friends are the best. I love my friends.

I want to be a better Catholic, so I bought a book today. Catholicism for Dummies. Heh. I haven't decided if that's a good thing, or something that deserves pity. Ah well, whatever.

Usher is soothing.

I think I've decided on some New Year's Resolutions. Granted, I don't know how long they'll last, but we'll see.

1. Try not to let so many things get to me.
2. Work on being a better person.
3. Go to church more.
4. Put everything I've got into everything I do. No half-assing stuff.

Those are pretty good, I think.

Worked tonight. 4 to close. Could have been out by 10:30, but some crazy psycho bitch ferret bit Kailyn. Like, for real and not for fake. So we didn't get out until about 11. That's still pretty good, though ( Read more... )

So, I get home from Virginia and my dog is so absolutely excited to see me that he fucking pees on me. Gross. That's ok, though. My room looks like my suitcases blew up. My desk looks like Staples blew up on it. I'm tired. I should go to bed. It's raining outside. Actually, I think it stopped, but it did, for all of about a minute. Yeah, definitely ( Read more... )

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape ( Read more... )