Alright define "Irony" for me. How's this for an example? Today at work, we came in a 6:30 in the morning. That's all fine and dandy now. We sit around for about 2 hours and finally start work and I'm forced, that's right forced, to go up in this cherry-picker thing called a JLG... it's this truck thing with a long arm/boom that can reach quite ( Read more... )

I bet none of you have heard this song before! It's from one of my most favorite bands in the universe, "Savage Garden," and I'm not afraid to admit it ( Read more... )

Any of you out there ever had one of those dreams that you just couldn't describe, but, at the same time, couldn't get out of your head? I had one of those last night. I remember it only in bits and pieces but it was so vivid when I woke up... like I had just gone out drinking and I was being treated to the ugliest of hangovers. The weirdest ( Read more... )

To Kelly, -> I found this stashed away in one of my binders... give me some feedback on it ( Read more... )

Before I start, I just wanted to say that everyone who reads this should go and check out the poems that "Weepless_Dragon" and "Boyfromspace" posted... I thought they were incredible... you guys should check them out! (Alright enough of the shameless plugging, on with the show ( Read more... )

As I sit here at 6:30 in the morning I realize, once again, that this is not the thing that I would like to do for the rest of my life. Like a turd that just won't flush, the distress and overwhelming indecencies swarm my head and infiltrate my brain like a two-man army on a desolate "Hamburger Hill." I feel like that movie... what is it? ...Oh ( Read more... )